Funny fake news story

From the Onion's Radio News with Doyle Redland: Selfish scientists won't share findings (audio file)
Excerpt: "A group of scientists at the Harvard University Medical School announced today that they have made stunning advancements in heart disease prevention but added that they are keeping it all for themselves. Responding to intense public outcry, head researcher Dr. Carl Trotter says people in the medical community should have been a lot nicer to the scientists before they made the important discoveries."